Welcome to our site – glad you decided to come along!

The Romford Beach Club is a fun place for FUN people, we specialise in providing an enjoyable and relaxed atmosphere for Ladies, Gentlemen and a variety of others who tend to say ‘I would prefer not to say’ when asked about their gender on a questionnaire.

The Romford Beach Club provides a comfortably designed environment, a wide range of horribly over priced drinks, served by a bunch of very dubious looking women and a varietiy of ‘entertainments’ at the weekend to cater for every taste. Sadly we do not have a music and dancing licence, so we leave the ‘entertainments’ to your feverish imagination. 

You can see details of how to apply for membership on our ‘Join Us’ page.

So come on in … the water’s lovely!